(white girl walks past group of black guys)
Black guy #1: Crimes? Crimes? You wanna do some crimes?
Black guy #2: Nah man, you gotta have a computer to do crimes with her.
--4th St & Ave A
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"Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward."
Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
04 July 2008 @ 08:00 pm
She Also Requires a Full Medical History and Recent Bank Statement
04 July 2008 @ 08:27 pm
It must be a font!!!
04 July 2008 @ 07:22 pm
I'm trying to find the font I used for these icons. I went through my font list 5 times trying to match the font, but I think the font must have gotten deleted off my computer. I suspect this happened during a registry cleaning or when running CCleaner or something. Maybe the font file was bad?
Anyway, can anyone identify this font?
Anyway, can anyone identify this font?
04 July 2008 @ 08:21 pm
Photoshop Tutorial #1
to 
04 July 2008 @ 06:59 pm
Border Help
I checked the memories and could find how to create a border like this one...
(made by![[info]](http://p-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif)
princesskiwi07)
I use both PSP7 and PS CS2; however I'm more familiar with PSP7. Thanks for the help :)
(made by
princesskiwi07)I use both PSP7 and PS CS2; however I'm more familiar with PSP7. Thanks for the help :)
04 July 2008 @ 06:02 pm
Various cast member icons.
+ [26] Olivia Wilde
+ [25] Robert Downey Jr.
+ [10] Christian Bale
+ [23] Cast of House (Hugh Laurie, Omar Epps, Jesse Spencer and Kal Penn)
+ [08] Actors/Actresses (Gweneth Paltrow, Gerard Butler and Ewan McGregor)
HERE @smilingskull
Unlocked so everyone can see it for a week.
+ [25] Robert Downey Jr.
+ [10] Christian Bale
+ [23] Cast of House (Hugh Laurie, Omar Epps, Jesse Spencer and Kal Penn)
+ [08] Actors/Actresses (Gweneth Paltrow, Gerard Butler and Ewan McGregor)
HERE @
smilingskullUnlocked so everyone can see it for a week.
04 July 2008 @ 07:04 pm
10 Icons
![[info]](http://p-stat.livejournal.com/img/community.gif){kind=small}
05 July 2008 @ 12:54 am
Welcome to Dunder&Mufflin fanarts :P
Hi guys !
I made some Office stuff( 14 icons, 3 banners and 1 blend ) ...
Teaser :
I made some Office stuff( 14 icons, 3 banners and 1 blend ) ...
Teaser :
02.
As always; please comment if you enjoy and credite if you take =)
Current Music: awake - The sleepwalkers
04 July 2008 @ 05:36 pm
help the needy?
Anyone know the name of this font and where to find it?
If not, is there anything similar out there that could pass for the font in question?
Thanks in advance.
If not, is there anything similar out there that could pass for the font in question?
( moo )
Thanks in advance.
04 July 2008 @ 06:00 pm
I Still Think She Was Just Fat from Eating
Woman #1: She wastes so much time at work. Did you ever notice she eats lunch, like, every day?
Woman #2: Yeah, and do you really have to take maternity leave?
--55th & 8th
04 July 2008 @ 02:31 pm
Akanishi Jin Selective Coloring Tutorial
to this 
to this 
04 July 2008 @ 02:17 pm
Beast with a Billion Backs
I had actually posted this comment with the previous post, then I realized the previous post was supposed to be spoiler-free. Sorry about that.
I just watched it with my sister last night, and here's what I think --
( major major spoilers!!!! )
I just watched it with my sister last night, and here's what I think --
( major major spoilers!!!! )
05 July 2008 @ 12:03 am
[01-24] - Smallville
[25-58] - Baffy: the Vampire Slayer
[59-74] - Heroes
+comment
+credit
+enjoy
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04 July 2008 @ 09:44 pm
The Daily Show
04 July 2008 @ 10:25 pm
A banner, a wall and seven Wuddy icons for you tonight.
Preview:
Follow this very fake cut.
04 July 2008 @ 03:28 pm
Tutorial #2 - Eric Delko (again!)
Go from this: 
to this: 
Program Used: Photoshop CS
Involves: Color fill, color balance, curves, and selective color
Translatable?: Yes, if selective color layer left out (many images look better without it anyway)
( here we go... )
Other icons made with this tutorial (most have been adjusted a little to suit the image better):
to this: Program Used: Photoshop CS
Involves: Color fill, color balance, curves, and selective color
Translatable?: Yes, if selective color layer left out (many images look better without it anyway)
( here we go... )
Other icons made with this tutorial (most have been adjusted a little to suit the image better):
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04 July 2008 @ 04:00 pm
If Everyday Life Were Structured Like Double Dare
Guy #1: Yeah--it was great! They gave me all this stuff, three pairs of shoes and some shorts, just for showing up.
Guy #2: That's great! When did you get out of the psych ward?
Guy #1: Just today!
--Stuyvesant Place, Staten Island
04 July 2008 @ 08:54 pm
[20] CSI:NY 4x18 - Admissions
[10] CSI
[20] Grey's Anatomy
[15] House MD 4X11 - Frozen
[15] Gossip Girl 4x18 - Much I Do About Nothing
[20] Twilight
[10] Jennifer Aniston
[10] Jennifer Garner
[10] Hayden Christensen
[02] Jennifer Aniston Wallpapers
[01] Jennifer Garner Wallpaper
[01] Hayden Christensen Wallpaper
[01] Twilight Cast Wwallpaper
[03] Edward & Bella Wallpapers (Twilight)
[03] Edward Cullen Wallpapers (Twilight)
More here.
[10] CSI
[20] Grey's Anatomy
[15] House MD 4X11 - Frozen
[15] Gossip Girl 4x18 - Much I Do About Nothing
[20] Twilight
[10] Jennifer Aniston
[10] Jennifer Garner
[10] Hayden Christensen
[02] Jennifer Aniston Wallpapers
[01] Jennifer Garner Wallpaper
[01] Hayden Christensen Wallpaper
[01] Twilight Cast Wwallpaper
[03] Edward & Bella Wallpapers (Twilight)
[03] Edward Cullen Wallpapers (Twilight)
More here.
04 July 2008 @ 02:39 pm
Ok, this is driving me insaneee. Something's wrong with my colors in Photoshop, or something. When I follow a tutorial, it doesn't give me the result it's supposed to. I've tried this on several different tuts, and they are all messed up.
( examples behind the cut )
( examples behind the cut )